Monday
Jun152009
Horse anatomy
Monday, June 15, 2009 at 06:35AM
Out of nowhere...
Shannon: Have you ever seen a horse pen1s?
Giraffe: Um. No.
S: They're so weird. We had horses when I was younger, and their pen1ses freaked me out. I mean you can see that little hair-covered bulge they have all the time, right? But then they're just standing there and suddenly the actual pen1s comes snaking out, and it's all pink and shiny and stuff. And so huge!
G: I can't believe you just described a horse pen1s to me.
S: Yeah why did I feel the need to do that?
(I decided I better disguise that phrase so I don't attract a bunch of weird horse fetish people. If you're a visiting weird horse fetish person... Hi! And sorry to disappoint, I have no pictures.)
Shannon: Have you ever seen a horse pen1s?
Giraffe: Um. No.
S: They're so weird. We had horses when I was younger, and their pen1ses freaked me out. I mean you can see that little hair-covered bulge they have all the time, right? But then they're just standing there and suddenly the actual pen1s comes snaking out, and it's all pink and shiny and stuff. And so huge!
G: I can't believe you just described a horse pen1s to me.
S: Yeah why did I feel the need to do that?
(I decided I better disguise that phrase so I don't attract a bunch of weird horse fetish people. If you're a visiting weird horse fetish person... Hi! And sorry to disappoint, I have no pictures.)
Reader Comments (5)
I'm seriously laughing out loud. They are freakishly huge and gross looking.
I would love to know what conversation lead up to this question. I hope it was about kids parties and clowns.
Shannon, you amuse me.
YES! They are frickin' enormous! I actually have a picture of one... totally unintentional. I was just taking a picture of a horse... it wasn't until I uploaded them that I saw IT. hahaha
that is really funny.