Thursday
Nov082007
The Tiddy Bear
Thursday, November 8, 2007 at 04:47AM
Have you guys heard about this thing? The Tiddy Bear? It's a little stuffed bear that attaches to your seat belt, and you, uh, slide it down I guess, so it nestles between your boobs. Yeah. The Tiddy Bear.
The thing though is that I kind of want one. I hate when the seatbelt slips into my cleavage, and I'm constantly struggling to keep it away from there. Sometimes I even grab the shoulder belt and hold it in my lap just to get it off my chest. So actually it's kind of a good idea, and I kind of want to put it on my Christmas list.
If only it wasn't an orange fucking stuffed animal. And if only it wasn't called the Tiddy Bear.
The thing though is that I kind of want one. I hate when the seatbelt slips into my cleavage, and I'm constantly struggling to keep it away from there. Sometimes I even grab the shoulder belt and hold it in my lap just to get it off my chest. So actually it's kind of a good idea, and I kind of want to put it on my Christmas list.
If only it wasn't an orange fucking stuffed animal. And if only it wasn't called the Tiddy Bear.
in Just stuff, My anatomy, Women
Just stuff, My anatomy, Women
Reader Comments (8)
Um...couldn't they make something that wasn't shaped like a teddy bear? And seriously...what's with that name?
Wha? "Tiddy," as in "Titty"? Weeeeeeird.
Whoa.. it looks as though there was a horrible accident in which the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuggle" rel="nofollow">Snuggle Teddy Bear wasn't able to make it out alive.
Wait. Why did they have to make it to where it faces the inside?! You'd be driving with a bear face all up in your boobs. How awkward would THAT be to explain if you get pulled over?
But...great idea otherwise. I hate the seatbelt in my boobage.
seriously? this feels like something out of SNL. i can't imagine a woman invented this thing, or at least a woman named it. . . but a guy wouldn't know about this problem. . . hm. . . a giggle and some food for thought. . .
Wait a second. The seatbelt never slips into my cleavage. Why is that? I'm not flat. Since pregnancy, I have some pretty nice cupage. Oh right, it's because since having given birth, my boobs are no longer postioned where they should be. If I got the Tiddy Bear, he would be riding on my lap.
Is it weird that I want one? I def. don't suffer from a seatbelt sitting in my cleavage since I have no boobs... I suffer from having the whole damn seatbelt rubbing against my entire chest.
*Snort*
I want one.