Thursday
Apr202006
The Latest
Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 11:48AM
Latest discovery: Men are (subconciously I suppose) more attracted to women whose hip to waist ratio is closer to the ideal. The ideal, you ask? Well that would be .7. I still remember my measurements from that one dress fitting that revealed just how "hour glass" figured I am, so of course I broke out the calculator. My ratio? That's right, .69! Obviously I'm hot. Wait...I don't think they've taken height into consideration here. Forty-two inch hips sitting only a few inches below a 29-inch waist isn't nearly as hot as a 26-inch waist and 38-inch hips on a tall beautiful model. Except me. Cuz yeah, I'm pretty hot.
Lastest annoyance: Shopping from a registry in Target (if you're reading Bon, now you know where your shower gift is from!). Nothing on the paper was actually in the store, much like those people wearing the red shirts. Apparently they weren't in the store either. I spent 45 minutes trying to find something...anything...I'll even buy this toilet plunger if only I could find it!, from the damn registry. And when I finally picked something and headed for the checkout, two people, TWO PEOPLE IN RED, asked if they could help me find something. Too late bitches, where were you 45 minutes ago?
Latest mistake: I suck at making American Idol predictions. Never listen to me.
Latest addition: Did you notice the Currently Reading section over there on the right? Brad did that for me. You can watch the progress bar slowly approach 100% as I toil through the 862 pages of small type in Gone with the Wind. When I'm done, I'll update it with each new book I read.
Latest addiction: Brain Training. Anyone with a DS knows what I'm talking about. Brad bought Brain Age on Tuesday and it's so much fun. Each day you do training where you complete a series of mind puzzles. Math equations, reading out loud, and other fun things that you'll just have to see because my brain isn't smart enough yet to describe them to you. And then each day you test your brain age. Twenty is the ideal, and the higher the number, the more tired your brain is. On my first brain age check I was 59! On my second I was down to 29. Phew! I've discovered two things from this new game: 1) I'm terrible at simple math equations, when did this happen? and 2) I love sudoku. The game also has soduko puzzles on it that aren't part of the brain training. I didn't think I'd really like those puzzles, but turns out, well, it turns out I love you a little bit, sudoku. I'll see ya tonight?
Lastest annoyance: Shopping from a registry in Target (if you're reading Bon, now you know where your shower gift is from!). Nothing on the paper was actually in the store, much like those people wearing the red shirts. Apparently they weren't in the store either. I spent 45 minutes trying to find something...anything...I'll even buy this toilet plunger if only I could find it!, from the damn registry. And when I finally picked something and headed for the checkout, two people, TWO PEOPLE IN RED, asked if they could help me find something. Too late bitches, where were you 45 minutes ago?
Latest mistake: I suck at making American Idol predictions. Never listen to me.
Latest addition: Did you notice the Currently Reading section over there on the right? Brad did that for me. You can watch the progress bar slowly approach 100% as I toil through the 862 pages of small type in Gone with the Wind. When I'm done, I'll update it with each new book I read.
Latest addiction: Brain Training. Anyone with a DS knows what I'm talking about. Brad bought Brain Age on Tuesday and it's so much fun. Each day you do training where you complete a series of mind puzzles. Math equations, reading out loud, and other fun things that you'll just have to see because my brain isn't smart enough yet to describe them to you. And then each day you test your brain age. Twenty is the ideal, and the higher the number, the more tired your brain is. On my first brain age check I was 59! On my second I was down to 29. Phew! I've discovered two things from this new game: 1) I'm terrible at simple math equations, when did this happen? and 2) I love sudoku. The game also has soduko puzzles on it that aren't part of the brain training. I didn't think I'd really like those puzzles, but turns out, well, it turns out I love you a little bit, sudoku. I'll see ya tonight?
Reader Comments (2)
you didn't have to get a calculator to realize guys find you hot! Though I am a girl, I've always thought you were gorgeous.
lol I tried that hip ratio thing, and it is exactly 7, but im not hourglass.........I dont really trust it completely