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Monday
Mar272006

If you don't pay deposit on cans, it might not be funny

Scene: grocery store after just returning empty cans and getting a slip for seven dollars for the deposit return.

S: Well let's buy something for dinner.
B: [holding up slip] I wish we could use this somewhere else.
S: Yeah, "Hi can we order a pizza? We'd like to pay with our deposit slip."
[contemplative silence]
B: Wait, we could just get the cash.
S: Oh yeah...

Reader Comments (2)

Sometimes our intelligence astounds me.

March 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterBrad

Brad. Astounds in a good way, right?

March 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJason

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