Friday
Feb102006
From a hotel room in Milwaukee (well, Germantown actually)
Friday, February 10, 2006 at 06:43PM
Weekend in Wisconsin, Day 1
Negatives:
-No windshield washer fluid in rental car
-Windshield washer fluid pump still didn't work even after we added a huge jug of windshield washer fluid
-Lots of salt on highway=lots of salt on windshield=no visibility
-Maintenance man knocked on hotel room door right after I removed my pants; had to hide, pantless, in bathroom while he fixed the phone
-Long wait at restaurant
-Nothing to sit on at restaurant during wait except a stack of large bags of charcoal
-Target doesn't sell jeans for a girl with short legs and wide hips (I know this because I tried on 7 pairs and walked away with ZERO!)
-Kids in the pool and hottub
-Plate in microwave rattles when we walk around the room, sounds like earthquake
-Forgot to buy condoms
Positives:
-Figured out the hose was disconnected to windshield washer pump; fixed; sprayed windshield liberally and experienced moment of clarity (literally and figuratively)
-Mid-day nap on pillow-top bed
-Amazingly delicious bread at restaurant
-Huge hottub in hotel
-My boobs look amazing in my bathing suit
-Wonderful travel partner
-May have condom in my purse!
Negatives:
-No windshield washer fluid in rental car
-Windshield washer fluid pump still didn't work even after we added a huge jug of windshield washer fluid
-Lots of salt on highway=lots of salt on windshield=no visibility
-Maintenance man knocked on hotel room door right after I removed my pants; had to hide, pantless, in bathroom while he fixed the phone
-Long wait at restaurant
-Nothing to sit on at restaurant during wait except a stack of large bags of charcoal
-Target doesn't sell jeans for a girl with short legs and wide hips (I know this because I tried on 7 pairs and walked away with ZERO!)
-Kids in the pool and hottub
-Plate in microwave rattles when we walk around the room, sounds like earthquake
-Forgot to buy condoms
Positives:
-Figured out the hose was disconnected to windshield washer pump; fixed; sprayed windshield liberally and experienced moment of clarity (literally and figuratively)
-Mid-day nap on pillow-top bed
-Amazingly delicious bread at restaurant
-Huge hottub in hotel
-My boobs look amazing in my bathing suit
-Wonderful travel partner
-May have condom in my purse!
in Brad
Brad
Reader Comments (2)
Shan,
You are so weird...we checked out your website, which by the way I think it's funny you have one, it's so you. Anyway, we thought it was funny.
We're having fun in sunny Florida. Its a little cool today but it's warming up tomorrow.
We love you, wish you were here, we know you do too.
MK says to keep on practicing safe sex. :)
Love and miss you
M&em
M&em! You guys are so witty.
Don't you know blogging is the latest rage? Get with it girls!
Say hi to the nice weather for me. Miss you both!