Explosive appendages

My head feels like it's about to explode. This weekend my uncle told me this story about one of his students who was having leg pains. He went to the doctor and it was discovered that he had some rare condition that caused his muscles to swell beyond the capacity of his leg. They had to cut his calf open from the back of his knee to his ankle, and the muscle exploded out of the massive incision like a side of beef (that's actually how he described it to me). That's about how my head feels right now. Scalpel...

Comments

[sippycup]

Wow! Thanks for making me puke!

[the_1_n_only]

yes, ewwwwwwwwwww...

[arikamarie]

that is disgusting. maybe you should have those chest pains checked out, yes?