Horse anatomy

Out of nowhere…

Shannon: Have you ever seen a horse pen1s?
Giraffe: Um. No.
S: They’re so weird. We had horses when I was younger, and their pen1ses freaked me out. I mean you can see that little hair-covered bulge they have all the time, right? But then they’re just standing there and suddenly the actual pen1s comes snaking out, and it’s all pink and shiny and stuff. And so huge!
G: I can’t believe you just described a horse pen1s to me.
S: Yeah why did I feel the need to do that?

(I decided I better disguise that phrase so I don’t attract a bunch of weird horse fetish people. If you’re a visiting weird horse fetish person… Hi! And sorry to disappoint, I have no pictures.)

About Shannon

I'm Doahleigh. Pronounced doe-uh-lee. I'm 29, I'm married to the Giraffe, and I'm a recent cat lover. Strike that. I love one cat, that's it. I don't have kids, and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I'm often pretty witty and sarcastic though. So there's that.
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5 Responses to Horse anatomy

  1. Jess says:

    I’m seriously laughing out loud. They are freakishly huge and gross looking.

  2. MonsteRawr says:

    I would love to know what conversation lead up to this question. I hope it was about kids parties and clowns.

  3. Jason says:

    Shannon, you amuse me.

  4. CharmCityKim says:

    YES! They are frickin’ enormous! I actually have a picture of one… totally unintentional. I was just taking a picture of a horse… it wasn’t until I uploaded them that I saw IT. hahaha

  5. cari says:

    that is really funny.

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