This is how you know it’s time to do more crunches
Brad reaches over and pinches my thigh. Then he pinches my belly. Then my upper arm.
S: Hey, why are you grabbing all my fat?
B: I’m not, I’m just pinching your appendages.
S: Oh great, my stomach has gotten so fat it’s now an appendage?
It’s so fun to catch them traps like that isn’t it?

May 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
haha… you got him. But apparently he got you too. Sigh. Women do get allowed more fat… he does know that, right?