Mom: always good for a laugh (especially under the influence of drugs)
Mom: Well don’t bite my throat off!
Shannon: Your throat? That’s not right.
Mom: What is it then? My neck?
Andrea: I think it’s your head.
Mom: Well don’t bite my head off then.
[laughter all around]
Shannon: I might have to blog that mom.
Mom: Just make sure you say I’m on pain meds that make me loopy.
Shannon: Nah, that’s not important.
I think “don’t bite my throat off” might be my new catch phrase. Somehow it’s much more graphic than the one about the head.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
That’s hilarious! I love it. Kinda want to adopt “Don’t bite my throat off” as well.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
yeah, it’s much more wolfish and visceral than “head”. Rock it!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Love it! HAHAHAHA!
April 16th, 2008 at 9:45 am
HAHA! That’s too funny!
April 17th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Maybe she meant “Don’t take my tonsils out!”
I had a coworker say to me “Make like a duck and roll over” and I was like whhhat?
April 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Wow - that sounds much more vicious. I love it!