Overheard
In a Subway restaurant:
Awkward teenage girl: Um, I think I want chicken.
Sandwich artist: Okay, do you want terriyaki, chicken breast or bacon ranch?
Awkward teenage girl: The first one.
Awkward teenage girl’s mother: Terriyaki? Are you sure? I think that tastes kind of Chinese-y.
She went with the terriyaki anyway.

June 18th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Oh, lord. Chinese-y? Awful, awful, awful.
June 18th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Aagh. America.