Recently someone stumbled upon this site by searching for 

“things to do with boyfriend to have fun other than sex”

which I thought was delightful. This, of course, makes me wonder what my blog is saying about me unintentionally, especially since people end up here frequently when seeking information on “Katharine McPhee’s measurements,” which is information I have certainly never had an interest in myself. Anyway, I thought I’d offer a few suggestions for the poor girl (or guy) who loves her (his) boyfriend, but just wants him to stop grabbing her (his) ass all the time and go mini-golfing already! Try ‘em and let me know how it goes.

Instead of having sex, you could…  conduct a photo shoot with glow sticks.

Instead of having sex, you could…  watch six seasons of Gilmore Girls on DVD.

Instead of having sex, you could…  create Miis of your family and friends.

Instea of having sex, you could…  test out pillows in a department store (but don’t let him talk you into having sex on the display beds).

Instead of having sex, you could…  go “golfing.”

Instead of having sex, you could…  hoola hoop in Target.

Instead of having sex, you could… do the laundry together.

Instead of having sex, you could… draw very accurate sketches of one another.

And finally, instead of having sex, you could…  just make out!