Oh god, I have nothing to say. The biggest thing on my mind is something I can’t really write about. The second biggest thing is yet more drama involving stupid decisions I’m incapable of making. So not interesting. And the third thing is about how blasted tired I am all the time, a topic that has just about run its course around here too. So even though I’m no fashionista and will always prefer my boyfriend’s comfy sweats over a fancy evening gown, clicking through the Oscar’s Red Carpet Gallery seemed like a nice mindless thing to distract me for awhile.

And ta da, I present my two favorite dresses of the evening:

I wish I had the boobs to pull off Celine’s dress, but I can’t go one braless hour without fearing that my boobs will have sagged to my toes by the time I get them up and supported again. Not that they’re anywhere near that now, but I can’t help feeling like they slip a little more each time I let them breathe. Instead I think I’d have to go with something a little more Kate-ish, keep the girls nice and encased. I’m still trying to find a way to get good support and sport some nice cleavage. You know, for all the times I get dressed up. (Never).

Also, it would be a good guess if you’re thinking I like the color green. I’m always drawn to it, especially in clothing. This was one of my favorite dresses from last year’s award season…

In any other color, that dress would be horrible, but hey, I love me some emerald. Love me some green! As a matter of fact, I’m wearing a green sweater right now. Swear I didn’t plan that. Well, that was fun, but it didn’t create nearly as much mindless distraction as I had hoped. Maybe I’ll go read American Idol bios next.