Yesterday while I was working on my latest craft project, I needed background noise and settled on the first episode of the new Bachelor. There’s a new season of The Bachelor? Yeah, I didn’t know, or care, either. But the 25 (wait, 27!) female contestants provided ample ridiculous chatter, making for plenty of good laughs while I was crafting on the couch.

Brad, who has never really seen the Bachelor, sat at the computer and occassionally glanced at the TV. When Chris, the host (I had to look up the name, don’t worry), approached the Bachelor in the middle of meeting his 27 suitors, Brad, in one of the greatest moments ever, casually says to me: “Oh, is he bi?”

He thought the host was a contestant! A potential suitor for the Bachelor! Wouldn’t that be the best thing ever? Why don’t they have that show? I think they’ve done some dating shows with gay and lesbian contestants, but never a bisexual show. Am I wrong?

Who will s/he choose? Carl, the young blonde architect or Jane, the red-headed freelance writer? Provides a whole different level of interesting.