Ass graphics
Dear clothing manufacturers,
Please take note that ass graphics are no longer cool. I’m not sure they ever were, but anybody with any sense at all doesn’t want to use their ass to hold a conversation. When looking for a pair of comfortable pants for Pilates, I don’t want to find this on my ass when I get to the fitting room:

Seriously clothing manufacturers, nobody wants the words “CHILL OUT” across their butt. And even if there are a few crazies who do, can’t you make the exact same pair of pants sans ridiculous ass graphics? Think about those of us who want to be comfortable during Pilates, but don’t want to draw so much attention to our derrieres.
Also, ass graphics are not cute on underwear either. A small dainty skull on the front of Halloween panties might be cute, but a disaster like this on the back is definitely not:

Please clothing manufacturers, stop producing this filth. Things are so much cuter and so much more acceptable if they don’t have crap on the ass!
Sincerely,
Me

September 19th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I second that!!!
Yesterday, as a matter of fact, I was driving to my little Financial Peace class and I saw these two girls walking up the hill obviously exercising. Fine, whatever. Good for you. But when the bright orange letters across this girls ass caught my attention, I was mortified for her. Mind you, her ass was not all that cute and, even if it was, why the hell would you want to make yourself look like a tramp. Sorry but that’s just my two cents on the matter!
I’m in total agreement with you!
September 19th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
How come they don’t make pants for dudes with writing on the ass?
September 19th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Yeah they could say things like “Yes I’m loaded” or “I’m an asshole” Ha!
September 19th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
I personally like to draw attention to my enormous ghetto booty - I don’t know what you gals are talking about. I mean, it’s not like guys look at my ass enough as it is. Why not put some smart-ass (no pun intended) comment across it?
September 21st, 2006 at 9:39 am
Ok Emily, for Christmas Shan and I will get you some pants with a funny saying on the ass. You asked for it!
And you can be sure that it will draw as much attention as possible!