Taking cover in the nude
Last night Brad and I walked out to the living room to turn off the lights and shut the windows before going to sleep. We both, coincidentally, were unclothed. While I switched off the lamps, Brad lifted the blinds to close and lock the windows. We weren’t too worried about anyone seeing us because we practically live in a retirement community (70% retired tenants). Who was going to be up and about at midnight?
I had my back turned when he lifted the blinds, but as soon as I heard them open, I also heard him yell “Shit, get down!” I thought he was joking, but before I could laugh, he had tackled me to the ground.
I glanced out the window through the crook of his elbow and saw a young woman stroll past our first floor apartment, a few feet from where we were crouched on the floor. Naked.
I’m pretty sure she heard the “Shit, get down” because Brad was right next to the open window when he yelled it, but she didn’t even glance our way. She was probably afraid of what she might see.
July 27th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Careful. Some old man up for a glass of water might get a heart attack. Don’t need that kind of trouble.
July 27th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
I think if I heard that, I wouldn’t look wither, I’d just hurredly go on my way to the safety of my car.
July 29th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
Yup, that same thing happened to me too, only on a cruise ship. A cruise ship, you ask? Oh, yeah. Forgot we were at the lowest level of the ship, same level as the dock outside…some poor unsuspecting dockloaders got a good look at my naked self. I probably wouldn’t have dropped to the floor faster if I were being shot at.
August 1st, 2006 at 2:42 pm
What is all the fuss about by being seen naked?
You were born this way. It is a pity not more peopple live naked as it would a lot of problems we have in the world today. What nudity does is to bring everyone to the same level.
August 7th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
ROTFL…OMG…I’m dying. First I read the toe thing, then this. You crack me up!