I don’t think it’ll be any of the guys.

Not Taylor: because everyone always loves him, and I don’t think they’ll stop now.

Not Elliott: because Paula cried.

Not Chris: because he had a good night, and I’ll hurt America if they vote him off.

So that leaves the girls. Katharine, Kellie, Paris. Katharine, Kellie, Paris. Hmm, that’s actually really tough. Let’s evaluate.

Katharine: She got bad reviews from the judges, but I still don’t think I’m lucky enough to see her go home tonight. Besides, she totally gave the audience a crotch shot, and that’ll get her a few hundred horny votes at least.

Kellie: Two bad weeks in a row, that doesn’t bode well for her future on American Idol. Yet, she’s never been in the bottom three, so voters are holding onto her for some reason. It’s like they look right past the bad singing and obnoxious ramblings and see something endearing. What?

Paris: Pretty good night, and I like her better than the other girls. But she’s been in the bottom three more than once, including last week. That either means her fans will vote like crazy to save her this week, or maybe people just aren’t that excited about her.

As much as I want to predict Katharine’s farewell, I might jinx it since my predictions are always way off. So I’m going to try some reverse psychology on voters and say….

…Paris is going home. Sorry girl.