I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this, but I loathe Katharine McPhee with a searing hatred. Brad and I decided last night that even though we don’t really like Kellie, we can see why other people might. But Katharine. There’s just nothing there to even sort of be fond of.

And what the hell is wrong with Simon? Oh Katharine, you’re the best, you’re a star, everyone else deserves to be decapitated on live television for how much they suck compared to you. Why would anyone else even try to sing while you’re in this world?

Brad laughs at me because he says he can actually see the hatred in me at the mention of her name. When she’s on screen my eyes turn yellow. And when she sings? I grow claws perfectly sized and shaped for digging her eyes out and choking her with them. Not because she’s a bad singer, but because I dislike her that much. Sorry “Kat”…why don’t you go choke on a hairball. Or your eyeballs.

Wow, it’s frightening how much I hate her.

Oh. I almost forgot this is a prediction post, not a Rally to Rid Ourselves of Katharine the Demon. So my prediction, let’s see.

Sorry Elliott. I actually like you so much more than Katharine or Ace. But America is confused, my dear. And there’s nothing I can do about it. Since everyone else was pretty stellar last night, except Kellie who America would never vote off because what would they do without ridiculous calamari quips?, I’m afraid it might be your time. If you want, we could start a campaign to Rid Ourselves of Katharine the Demon together. You in?