I told Brad I’m a terrible shopper and he shouldn’t expect anything great and exciting for Christmas. I’ve already wrapped all his present and they’re under the tree. Yesterday he was inspecting a couple identical boxes and he said he had a guess as to what they were.

Ties.

That was his guess. I don’t like men in ties, I’ve never seen him wear a tie. But that’s what he thought I got him for Christmas.

No, I’m not that terrible of a shopper! They’re not ties, they’re…

Just kidding! You’ll have to wait til Christmas babe.