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“None of that hand-holding stuff. Be a real man.”

Did you know that real men don’t show affection for the women they love? Especially not when watching football. This according to the old man behind us at the Lions game. Fortunately my boyfriend pays no attention to such things, and he continued to hold my hand, rub my leg, put his arm around me and even kiss me (hopefully to the old man’s extreme discomfort).

On a side note, there is a strange noise coming from my desk. My theory: some strange exotic insect has burrowed it’s way under the mess and is trying to escape.

EDIT: the mystery noise was nothing more than air escaping from my water bottle. Dumbass.

3 Responses to ““None of that hand-holding stuff. Be a real man.””

  1. wiggles4b Says:

    EDIT: the mystery noise was nothing more than air escaping from my water bottle. Dumbass.

    Dumbass

  2. wiggles4b Says:

    Can I just add that I’m laughing at you calling yourself a dumbass. All I can hear is Red Foreman. I love Red.

  3. doahleigh Says:

    I love Red too! I have a bizarre crush on him, nothing too serious though, don’t worry.

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