I know it’s been on for years, but I don’t think I’ve ever really watched it. Until today. I was home for lunch, flipping around on our six and a half channels, and I see these two somewhat overweight women fighting. Cat fighting. Clawing, scratching, ripping at each others clothes. Within a few seconds, they were both standing there in little more than their bras and mini-skirts.
Meanwhile, they’re yelling a string of expletives that translate into one continuous *bleep* for the home audience. Then one of the women says, rather rehearsedly, “I’m damn sexier than your ugly butt” to which the audience chants “Take it off. Take it off.” And she did, she shed what was left of her shirt. To that, the audience chanted “Go to the pole!” And this woman begins dancing on a stripper pole!
Now the title of the show was “No car, no pants, no nanny” and I’m not exactly sure what that means, but I believe it had something to do with cheating and children or something. So this woman went from yelling at her boyfriend’s ‘mistress’ to dancing on a stripper pole. And the studio audience loved it! What the hell?
I wish I could say I was completely appalled, but I was actually only 90% appalled. 10% of me couldn’t turn the channel until they went to commercial. I hate that show now.