Brad and I graced the Jackson County Fair with our presence on Tuesday. It was actually a pretty fun, fattening time.

We ate lots of greasy fair food.

Like french fries with salt and vinegar that you sprayed on! Yeah, with a spray bottle.
And corn dogs. And elephant ears and ice cream, but you don’t get to see those. Cuz I didn’t take pictures of them.
We also saw lots of stinky animals. There were so many effin’ cows there! Everyone just brings their cows and puts them in big community barns and shows them off to judges who determine how beefy they are. Or dairy-ish? Strange.

Black cow

Brown cow

Sleeping pigs

And my favorite, white ducks! Someday one of these will be my pet and I will name it Isabelle.
I find it really bizarre that they judge produce. Like not just gigantic produce that weirds you out. I’m talking about produce that you could find at your local grocer.

Look at the winning beans. What makes people think their beans are fair-worthy? How do you even judge such a category?

Lastly, here are the prize-winning blackberries. Apparently the flies like them too.
That’s it! Until next year’s fair…