What is a snail? An amphibian? A crustacean? A mollusk?
I was weeding a garden yesterday and something approximately like this
attacked me. Yeah, attacked. As in stretched its nasty slimy neck out toward me. After nearly barfing, I ran inside and that was the end of gardening. I still feel like the gooey bastard is crawling all over me. I hate creatures.
July 28th, 2005 at 3:47 am
Creatures are the worst!
July 28th, 2005 at 8:10 am
I’m sorry to hear that… did you know some snails are extremely venomous? They also can sleep for up to three years straight. I wouldn’t be too worried that the one that attacked you is venomous though. You’d be dead already. Oh yeah, and it’s a mullusk, though I doubt you actually care. (I once wrote a paper on the lovely things)
July 28th, 2005 at 8:30 am
Wow good info! I was kinda thinking they were mollusks. I’ve always thought they were disgusting, but this one was particularly gross. It was all huge and stuff. And it’s slimy little body was icky grey. Bleh!
July 28th, 2005 at 8:37 am
hehe… sorry about the nerdy response…
July 28th, 2005 at 3:40 pm
Nerds are the best. Don’t let anyone tell you other wise!
July 28th, 2005 at 5:50 pm
here, you always have to watch for snails on the sidewalk. I crunched one a couple weeks ago and felt awful. You can still see the residue on the walk… the path he continued to take after having a heel pass through his innards. I’m so sorry snail.
July 29th, 2005 at 1:15 am
Was it a big giant huge one like my attacker? Cuz that’s really gross.
July 29th, 2005 at 7:03 pm
i actually like snails. i think they’re cute.
August 1st, 2005 at 1:21 am
You’re disgusting.
August 1st, 2005 at 1:25 am
Yeah that was me. Sorry