Here’s an example of my day:

On my lunch break I had to run to Best Buy. I was in a hurry, so I drove around the parking lot looking for the first open spot. Any spot. I didn’t care. Finally I found one and ran in. Approximately a minute and a half later when I came back out, EVERY SINGLE spot before my car was empty. I kid you not. I counted, there were twelve empty spots in my row that were closer to the store. I just laughed. It’s like everyone sat in their cars until I had parked, then cleared out all at once.

When I got back to work, some crazy lady in a huge green car was going in reverse down one of the rows. I thought she was backing into a spot at first, but it quickly became apparent that she intended to drive backward the entire length of the row. It also became apparent, at about the same time, that she didn’t see me. It was all I could do to back myself out of her path of destruction before she slammed into me!

However, I drove around with the window half way down today, so I’m smiling. See!