Dee-lish-us
Fucking fire alarm again. When did I move back into GK? At least I’m at work this time and don’t run the risk of the dreaded false-fire-alarm-while-in-the-shower-and-have-to-stand-outside-in-a-towel-with-shampoo-still-in-your-hair fiasco.
Have I ever mentioned how orgasmic Outback is? I swear if you get the chunky potato soup, bread, and the chicken griller you’ll have an orgasm. Just about anyway. For added pleasure try the Bloomin’ Onion. Also, steal bites of steak and/or ribs smothered in BBQ sauce from your dining partner.* I don’t recommend dessert because it will put you over the edge and you’ll be asked to leave for indecent public display (or whatever the proper code name is).
Saw Finding Neverland, which I enjoyed. Seeing Johnny Deep caused a repeat of the above reaction. Too bad these are only almost-orgasms. In need of a real one. Anyone? Anyone? Yeah…sorry.
*You will be stuffed to the point of illness, but it is worth it.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:28 am
Whoa whoa. I really did read and appreciate all the Outback advice, and I don’t mean to be all nosy or anything, but um. What did ever happen with all that relationship stuff?
Also, did you know you wrote “Johnny Deep”? Hmmmmmmmmmm.
February 7th, 2005 at 9:06 am
I don’t know I agree with the Outback being orgasmic. But Johnny Depp, hell yeah. My food of choice to get me there are these chips that are made and apparently only sold in Ohio. Melissa called them my orgasim chips.
February 7th, 2005 at 9:30 am
I did actually notice that I wrote Deep, but then I changed it. Except apparently my fingers just repeated the same action because I obviously wrote Deep again. Maybe that’s symbolic of something, like that we’re going to fall in love and have a deep committed relationship someday when fate finally brings us together. Man, that’s deep…
The relationship stuff–I broke up with Brian about a month ago. We’re still friends, but he’s having a hard time with it, so it’s been tough. Many other factors complicate the situation, but I’ll have to fill you in when you and Kristen come to Rumors with us next time I’m home. Yes that’s right. I’ll let ya know when.
February 7th, 2005 at 11:40 am
LOVE outback. Only been there once, but yes, i would say near to orgasmic. I was actually wondering though if anyone that reads this has ever had an orgasm just by intercourse alone- no manual stimulation in addition. just curious.
February 7th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
I was close once but I stopped it. Not the guy I really wanted to be doing that.
February 7th, 2005 at 12:39 pm
It is possible to orgasm during intercourse. Sometimes they-orgasms-come few and far between.
February 7th, 2005 at 1:14 pm
I definitely think this about many foods. I use to tell people in the dining commons at school that the banana bread with chocolate sauce on it was orgasmic. I even made people go try it. Making the sounds and having the stares and the laughs was the best though. I love making an ass out of myself.
February 7th, 2005 at 5:16 pm
awwwwwwww… so sorry about Brian. And you best call us when you are here! AND the most orgasmic dinner is this: Olive Garden — start with a Peach Bellini, have some salad (with extra black olives) and then finish it off with Ravioli di Portobello. Fantabulous!!! To die for!
February 8th, 2005 at 12:36 am
If you like Olive Garden, try Macaroni Grill. So much better. The chefs make all of the sauces in the resturant every morning. And the Bellini’s are amazing.
February 8th, 2005 at 12:43 am
Negative. Few women that I know are so lucky. If only more men would learn this about women.
February 8th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
So why I’m answering this, I don’t know, but yeah. Haha. So like, don’t give up hope or anything!
February 9th, 2005 at 12:19 am
So like are you one of those lucky ones? Bitch. Kidding.
February 9th, 2005 at 12:22 pm
I am, and I’m sorry. Well. Not that sorry.
February 9th, 2005 at 3:38 pm
For what its worth, men are capable of orgasming without any real stimulation of their genitals… which would be comparable to a female orgasm without any real stimulation of the clitoris.
‘Tis a bit tricky to pull off, for certain, but possible.