okcupid again!
This time I did the okcupid.com/oktest. It’s like a personality/love/relationship test I guess. It told me I was “The Priss” That I am Deliberate (as opposed to Random), Brutal (as opposed to Gentle), seeking Love (as opposed to Sex), and a Dreamer (as opposed to a Master). Pretty accurate so far. But then it showed a picture of a girl getting a facial and manicure. That’s really not me.
It also said this:
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. (I agree) You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgments. (true) You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time–your friends always know where they stand with you. (oh how incredibly right on the money) You’re completely unfake. (I like to think so) Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. (sure) These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. (really? cool) They also fall for you, hard. (sometimes, yeah) You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. (sounds good to me!) If only more of them lived up to your standards. (yeah, if only)
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. (almost, not quite) And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. (um no, I’d never do that) Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. (I suppose I do that, yeah, pretty sure I do) You’re choosier than most about your partners. (definitely) A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. (I think so) Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. (In the long run yeah, that’s what I want)
**That was kind of fun, and pretty accurate. Try it! I want to know what the rest of you are. Unless of course you’re not a huge slacker and don’t want to waste your time with lame things like this!
January 26th, 2005 at 4:09 am
Good Lord, I’m not even going to say what I got: its that predictable.
The summary might as well have read, “Haha! You’re FUCKED!”
January 26th, 2005 at 5:21 am
No no!! Please tell. You might be one of the ‘types’ I’m supposed to be with. Or stay away from more likely. Kidding kidding. But tell!
January 26th, 2005 at 12:20 pm
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth
CONSIDER: The Loverboy
January 26th, 2005 at 12:58 pm
So do you think that describes you?
I got that one too.
January 26th, 2005 at 3:06 pm
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
BEWARE: The Hornivore
CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy