As usual I was zoning out on my drive to work this morning (fine, I was half-asleep), but suddenly I realized someone on the radio was talking about a Bridal Extravaganza. After gagging, but before I could change the station, I actually heard this lady say “Little girls are programmed to want to get married.” Wow, thanks for being blunt about it at least.

Also on my way to work, some fucker was riding my ass. He was so close I couldn’t even see his headlights. I couldn’t even see the hood of his car! Only the windshield and the look of pissed-off-ness on his face. So of course I drove really slow, and he followed me all the way to the school. I think he was a student with an 8:00 class. And I made him late. It just gives me such pleasure.

I hit a new record on Tetris. Level 109! Yes, that’s right, 109! My previous record was 65. I was on fire, I just kept going and going, it was glorious. The game isn’t even designed to go that high. After 99, it had to start displaying the levels like -1, -2, etc. My record: -9. I’m so pathetic.